My Set in the Finals of Last Comic Standing

Here is the set I did on the Finals of Last Comic Standing. I hope that you enjoy.

Last Comic Standing

Stand Up Comedy Set on TV

I can't wait for Halloween when hot chicks dress like sluts and I dress up like I am single.
When I was younger I used to be able to bust 2 loads a night. Now I can’t even do 2 loads of laundry.
My GF asked me if she gained 30 pounds if I'd still be attracted to her. I said "Yes, but take my word for it."
When your GF asks for feedback on how to give better head don't say “Ask your sister.”
The gay people who want same sex marriage should be warned that that once they get married there will no longer be sex.
My GF is on a cleanse and wants to remove the toxins from her body. I'm insulted since I put them there.
@tarunshetty thanks to the NBA
John Lennon was legally blind without his glasses. This must have been why they were always off around Yoko